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i'll be darned 

Being surprised.

Something you couldn't/didn't think of.

Something you can't agree on.

This phrase was first started by southern Africans at the time of 17th century. People usually use it now when they see something that they thought was impossible, has been done. Or sometimes it can be used in a manner of not agreeing to something, in case of apologizing etc.
I'll be darned if I say sorry to him.

He finished the game on hard difficulty? I'll be darned.
i'll be darned by The helper ! October 8, 2013

Wath Upon-Dearne

A large village situated in Rotherham, South Yorkshire. Home to the chavs and emos, this village is a lovely place to go.

Nearly every middle-aged man is either a builder or a plumber, and most women work in the local Tesco.

Your average person from Wath would smoke, eat kebabs and drink tea.

A lot of vandalised bus stops, shop windows etc.

Local Phrases:
- Am gunna go darn Wath to get me sen a chip butty
- We gunna go out n' get pissed tonight innit
- hows it gu-in my old cocka'


Don't hate me for this, it has to be said.
let's go to Wath Upon-Dearne to see the local chav scum
hardest, as in to try one's hardest; best effort
I'll try my darnedest to get you your albino swedish fish.
darnedest by AlbinoSwedishFish August 17, 2010

gosh diddly darned it 

gosh diddly darned it is a phrase for when you fuck something up and there are young children present
*stubs toe* fu- I mean, "gosh diddly darned it"

them darned teenagers

what anyone over 30 calls teenagers (i.e. anyone from 13-18). they say it like it's an insult, like people choose to be that age. normally followed by "did it" "stomped on my flowers" "distroyed my life" "shouldn't be driving" "should die" and so on. also used by teens in the everlasting war between teens, kids, and older adults.
55 year old-"them darned teenagers tore up my garden today"
49 year old-"let's go to country buffet and complain about them darned teenagers all day"
55 year old-"what??!!"
49 year old-"LET'S GO TO COUNTRY BUFFET AND COMPLAIN ABOUT THEM DARNED TEENAGERS ALL DAY"
55 year old-"WHAT???!!!"
getting really incapacitated, drunk, messed up, also can cause seeing of purple homo sapians in toliet water as you are purging.
I was so deaned last night, i think im now a father.
deaned by E liz December 28, 2007