Daleism 

A distinct style of phraseology born in the Welsh valleys and honed in the Far Eastern financial markets.

Daleism 1 "You can promote as soon as we have cemented the deal"

Daleism 2 "The response was yes, but the answer is no"

Daleism 3 "please show all market making particpants"

Daleism 4 "cheer cheer cheer and it was 4 nil"

Daleism 5 "got a small bank out of thailand...bbva"

Daleism 6 "please return to sender with gratitude"

Daleism 7 "I was bbqing a bottle of wine last night"

Daleism 8 "listen listen listen, i can do 20 barc , 20 ubs and 50 paribas....so you can do 70 all day"

Daleism by $ecret$quirrels November 10, 2009

daleism 

the religion of loving dale hanson

daleism is always a good thing that will give you a smile and brighten your day

daleism by roflburger March 24, 2008

daleism 

the disease of being infected by dale and her mood swings and hyper micromanaging

Ryan is being infected by daleism.

daleism by ajchar May 6, 2023

daletism

It is used to describe the guy that brags about his 5 1/4 inch penis and can barley spell his own name. This specimen of a human idiot will ask you the dumbest questions humanly possible and not know the answer to it.

Was the civil war part of america. Is the homecoming game home or away. daletism- retard

daletism by raging anal fuck October 8, 2018

Daveism 

A long drawn out sentence that says nothing, ultimately. Pretty much just talking bollocks when you're not clear on what you're saying, but trying to make it sound like you do.

"... has tremendous strength in depth."
"In comparison blah blah blah." Without comparing it to anything at all.
Another Daveism is to finishing a list that was never started. OR change tense mid-sentence.
Using more subclauses than Santa's football team.

Daveism by gg12 March 24, 2011

Daltism

A new religion, founded in 2013 by Dalton M, Daltism is a religion based around the teachings and fundamental beliefs of Dalton M. Followers of Daltism, or Daltists, are usually quiet until aroused, somber until angered, and kind until distraught. The Book of Dalton is available for pre order on amazon.com, and all those interested in Daltism should contact the International Center for the Information on Daltism and Daltist Services based in Madison, Wi on the east side business district.

What it is, what it ain't.

I'm a god.

Last minute party bro.

You know you want a shot of everclear bro.

What a four.

Bitches be squirtin' at my name.

Ooooo!
What it do what it don't.

Im gonna make you a fag.

*all quotes from Dalton M, the founder of Daltism.

Daltism by Swave November 29, 2013

Daveism 

A Daveism is the term that refers to a vocabulary mistake said by someone called Dave.

It happens quite often, especially when Dave is tired, drunk or excited.

Manda: "Quiz question one: name the title of Harper Lee's novel".

Dave: "Erm, erm, How to Kill a Mockingbird?"

Manda: "...it's just To Kill a Mockingbird. You've done a Daveism".

Daveism by feline339 September 23, 2014