Crusty Jebus 

A new strain of highly contagious fast acting STI, consisting of dried mucus around the genitalia. Very commonly spread in party’s set in the 80s.

Johnny gave Sandy his crusty jebus last night

Crusty Jebus by Hugh_jackmeoff October 7, 2018

Crusty for Jesus

Having such deep passion for the lord that the only way to function is through the divine process of crusting oneself. The back pressure from clenching your butt cheeks hard enough together is a good starting point.

When a spenkwich is sad, he gets crusty for Jesus

Crusty for Jesus by Fingaboi1996 May 7, 2024

Jeebus Crust 

Jeebus Crust is the Crust of Crustianity and the reason we celebrate Crustmas. He is the son of Gosh and part of the Holy 3-Some (or Ménage à Trois). Jeebus was born to Bloody Mary, a virgin, by a miracle of the Spirit of Truthiness. The Holy Babble gives an account of an angel visiting Bloody Mary to tell her that she was chosen to bare the Son of Gosh. Jeebus is known as the first Ninja. He is also the first to demonstrate the Ninja stealth ability of turning into a bunny.

Following the teachings of Jeebus Crust has changed my life. Crustianity Heaven is far better than any other afterlife.

Jeebus Crust by Scotty Anks November 27, 2007

Jesus Crust 

A common auto correction made on the Apple iPhone.

Jesus Crust that was a good sandwich.

Jesus Crust by pepperman7 September 5, 2011

Jesus Crust 

He is the son of Crust God. He was crucified for our memes and came back on the 3rd day to teach his diciples to spread the teachings Crust. Never touch his sock because if you do he will anally rape with a stick while screeching “REEEEEEEEEEE!”

I pray to thee, our lord Jesus Crust.

Jesus Crust by Jesus Crust May 23, 2018

Jeebus Crust 

A expression often used by people in a Christian environment as a term of expressing frustration or surprise while not offending Christians or actually invoking the lords name.

"Ah! Jeebus Crust that hurts like hell"

Jeebus Crust by Uninteresting Bird November 9, 2022