Crunkchies 

The feeling of hunger one gets when they are crunk. Much like the munchies, only with some alcohol in the equation.

I was at the party and I knew no other place could satisfy my crunkchies other than Burrito House

Crunkchies by FocciHouse December 1, 2009

cruncheesey 

Any yummy food that's crunchy and cheese flavored.

Doritos and Cheetos are cruncheesey:)

cruncheesey by jpg3 January 25, 2014

Lathering Your Crunchies 

The act of using your spoon to repeatedly dunk and mix the un-moistened cereal pieces in the milk.

I see you're Lathering Your Crunchies, nice.

Lathering Your Crunchies by WireableCarrot October 19, 2016

Fuck Crunchies 

Small, whitish, particles or crumb-like residue typically found on bed sheets the day after a heavy session of pussy-banging. The volume of fuck crunchies directly varies with: 1) the amount of "wetness" that had been experienced by the woman's pussy, 2) the amount of coming by both parties.

My buddy Ethan sat down on my bed, but was entirely disgusted when he realized that he'd sat in a minefield of fuck crunchies from me & Liz the night before.

Fuck Crunchies by Shel_TR February 6, 2009

bung crunchie 

A particularly dried dingleberry or buttnoid, often grafted firmly to the rimhairs surrounding the anus

Dave picked and picked at the bung crunchie until successfully removing it along with the majority of his rimhairs. He then skifted his friend, Will.

bung crunchie by Rondo August 30, 2006

Crunchied 

When a girl sticks a chocolate bar (preferably a crunchie bar) up her vagina and feeds it to an animal.

"Wow Emily, I can't believe you crunchied that dog!!"

Crunchied by Frazzel November 7, 2011

cunt crunchies 

Vaginal secretions that dries up on pubic hair and get crunchy.

When my girlfriend came home and took her pants and panties off and laid on the bed. I later went up and saw dried up cunt crunchies on her pubic hairs.

cunt crunchies by Komodo Dragon April 17, 2009