Creamation 

Being cremated and having your ashes blasted from confetti cannons at the Creamfields music festival. Typically during a Tiësto DJ set for maximum effect.

See also: mixmag.net/read/tiesto-fan-ashes-creamfields-canon-news

1. "Billy got Creamated last weekend, did you hear?"
- "Yeah! They blasted the ashes right at the drop during Adagio for Strings!"

2. When I die, instead of donating my organs to those in need, I'm opting for creamation instead. It'll be so epic to be amongst the crowd at Creamfields one last time!

Creamation by tuuuuurtletheory September 2, 2021

Creamation 

The act in which one ejactulates on a burning body either alive or dead.

For additional information, see dukkake.

He hated his ex wife so much that he snuck into the creamatorium and gave her a proper creamation.

Creamation by ObamaWasGreat November 28, 2020

Creamation 

A popular new alternative to cremation.

The holy act of dousing a recently deceased person in cum before setting the highly flammable cum on fire.

Ben Dover: "What did you do with your mother when she passed?"
Hue.G.Rection: "I gave her a creamation"

Creamation by willybum7 May 9, 2023

creamation 

Da creating of "milky white" burial-ashes.

Using alkaline hydrolysis is a common way to perform creamation.

creamation by QuacksO May 6, 2025

non-creation 

The opposite of creation
A pain in the arse of creotards like Ken Ham

Evolution = Non-creation

non-creation by ThomasX February 13, 2014

Stud Situation Creationist 

One who creates stud situations for himself.
A stud-wannabe who constantly tries to achieve the status of a stud by constantly trying to create such situations that will help him achieve the status of a stud in the eyes of others.

Chimay is a stud situation creationist.

Stud Situation Creationist by Vered P August 1, 2011

creation of a pussy 

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,

created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher,

with smart wit,

using a knife,

he gave it a slit,

Second was a carpenter,

strong and bold,

with a hammer and chisel,

he gave it a hole,

Third was a tailor,

tall and thin,

by using red velvet,

he lined it within,

Fourth was a hunter,

short and stout,

with a piece of fox fur,

he lined it without,

Fifth was a fisherman,

nasty as hell,

threw in a fish and gave it a smell,

Sixth was a preacher,

whose name was McGee,

he touched it and blessed it,

and said it could pee,

Last was a sailor,

dirty little runt,

he sucked it and fucked it,

and called it a cunt.

person1: hey u wanna know the creation of a pussy
person2: ye
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol true

creation of a pussy by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 23, 2009