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Crack Attack 

When your ass crack itches badly
Man, Jeremy over there scratchin his ass. He must be having a crack attack
Crack Attack by _WonderBoy_ January 15, 2015

crack attack 

When a basehead goes through withdrawal and loses his or her shit.
Did you see the DMX show? Dude had a crack attack right up on stage!
crack attack by diasco June 10, 2004

crack attack 

Extreme itch/burn in your ass crack, often occurring after taking a shit and not wiping properly.
My ass crack feels raw. I've got some serious crack attack d00d.
crack attack by Kylenol September 26, 2003

crack attack 

the execution of a sneak attack on an unsuspecting individual using primarily your ass, preferably in a smearing motion.
A. Dude! Sam just crack attacked Cameron's face!

B. Dag yo!
crack attack by sam tinsley November 9, 2004

crack attack 

Oh my God man, I'm having a major crack attack!
crack attack by Barbara Moreno October 17, 2008

Crack Attack 

-(kræk-əˈtæk)-

The Phsycological and physical experience of "over doing it" or over dosing on a synthetic cannaboid or similar synthetic compound. The term was invented after an experince resulting in -
*vivid intense unstoppable hallucinations, both audio and visual.
*rapid heart beat.
*extreme anxiety and fear of death.
*difficulty with motor functions including eye movement and arms.

-and many more symptoms, all felling as if in his own hell. The one responsible for creating the word quickly became addicted to JWH compounds and related blends ,Thus referring to the white or off-white powder that he free based as, "crack" and the feeling of overdosing as a, "crack attack".

LONG STORY SHORT-people in a wide area began to use the term crack attack when synthetic cannaboids or similar blend commonly made users have an experience similar to a sever anxiety attack during a nightmare,usually due to an improper dose.
1."Dude dont touch me man (gasp gasp) im having a crack attack"
2."Im never smoking blend again i had a crack attack the other day"
3.Jeffery did sythetic and had a crack attack at school he looked like he was about to die"