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cougwhore 

A cougwhore is a woman who *thinks* she is a cougar but is actually just an Old Whore.
"Dude, way too many cougwhores down at the Harbor tonight."

"Does this ankle bracelet make me look like a cougwhore?

"Guess I should get my brassy blonde hair toned down. Don't wanna look like a cougwhore at Happy Hour"
cougwhore by kellybex July 15, 2009

Coughtrey 

Someone who is obsessed with saying things like blobano
Coughtrey is here
Coughtrey by WhyAreWeStillHere... December 13, 2022

coughbreathe 

That annoying intake of air everyone takes before they cough.
if it doesnt get you frustrated then you are a VERY laid back person
*breath in**cough*
(how annoying)
(hence coughbreathe)
coughbreathe by sarahdsaugih June 23, 2007

Coughprehension 

Noun. Apprehension that arises when one must cough in a crowded, quiet place. A feeling that arises when one does not want to get the stink-eye for hacking incessantly in public. Coughprehension results in a deeper, obsessive desire to cough and watery eyes, a severe tickle in the throat and panic.
I was at the symphony and had severe coughprehension, as I was afraid I would cough and not be able to stop.
Coughprehension by MmmMichMeg February 7, 2010

Cougwhore 

An older out of shape, promiscuous, cougar who sleeps with multiple men, usually so desperate that she has to date younger men over 10 years less than her age while passing out STDs to the unknowing.
You see that front desk manager at the Casino in the blue shirt? She has an STD and is sleeping with that younger guy with the bad teeth. He is 12 years younger than her too! What a Cougwhore!
Cougwhore by TaTonka January 18, 2016

Coughaoke 

The act of involuntarily coughing when attempting to sing karaoke while suffering from the COVID19 virus.
"Our family's karaoke party turned into a hacking coughaoke session while in quarantine".
Coughaoke by Imbrockstone March 27, 2020