Cooch cooch 

When a girl has a dirty, nasty give it to anybody vagina.

Guy #1: Damn.... do you see that girl over there??
Guy #2: Nah bro don’t talk to her , she got that cooch cooch

Cooch cooch by Kacee6 March 23, 2018

Compost in her cooch 

A very fertile woman who gets pregnant easily.

“Knocked that bitch up again! Girl’s got compost in her cooch!”

Compost in her cooch by Montreal Mattitude May 19, 2019

peanut cooch 

A woman who stores peanuts in her vagina over winter. Usually collected by furry critters which disperse hair onto the vaginal region before crawling inside to hibernate.

Most notorious peanut cooch: Gwen Davis

"That's a mighty stanky peanut cooch ya got there Miss Davis."
"You need to tame that fucking peanut cooch to do tricks."

peanut cooch by k connols October 28, 2009

Cooch-Cumber

When a Female's vagina is too tight; thus forcing her to purposely stretch it out using a cucumber.

Francesca: Did you finally have sex with Tim?
Evelyn: No, he was too big!
Francesca: Well you better use that Cooch-Cumber again...
Evelyn: Good idea!

Cooch-Cumber by 69rugmuncher69 February 21, 2015

Pepper Cooch 

You know what black pepper looks like? Well imagine going into the bathroom and looking at the seat and you find what looks like pepper sprinkled all over the surface. If it's a special day, you might also see pieces of pubes too! This is most common in female bathrooms and come from dirty girls who leave presents on the toilet seat for other people to find.

Damn! She's hella dirty. Pepper cooch for real. She just left it all over the seat. *barfing noise*

Pepper Cooch by sugar_bear42 January 23, 2011

Cooch Rooster 

Excessive Queefing

My ole lady Queefs so much during Sex that I call her a Cooch Rooster!

Cooch Rooster by Phred Smith 7777 January 31, 2019

Cooch Potato 

A woman that don't ride cock, rejects the cock, does not approve of the cock.

Marissah: "But honey, I want the feeling back by tomorrow. I have an interview."

Illingsworth: "I say you giddy concubine, don't be a cooch potato. Ride the cock, it loves thee."

Cooch Potato by Javier & John June 24 June 25, 2008