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Condused 

When you are Confused but you don't care enough to ask the person to repeat or explain what they just said.
Chloe was telling a really, REALLY long story that did not make sense at all, Julia and Will were confused but didn't really care to here what she was talking about as they were late for a VIP party, so together they exclaimed "I'm CONDUSED!"
Condused by WHATTTTY WHAT WHAT? December 29, 2010
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Confused him 

Hanson wrote refuse into confused in his homework, but he was confused when he typed refuse, and he typed confused instead. Now we're more confused than him.
My friend wanted a piece of paper to draw on, in exchange he would give me 3 dollars but l confused him.

Student A: Should be refuse

All students: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Confused him by JohnMakFan January 10, 2021

confused boner 

A term for when one is aroused by something they know they should not be aroused by.
"When I looked at that picture of Kermit and miss Piggy making out I got a confused boner"

confused screaming 

When you don't know what the hell is happening and you confused AF
Friend: I don't like women because women like dick and that's gay.

Me: *confused screaming*

Contused penis 

Also known as breaking your penis

The act of pressuring the blood in your penis shaft, until it rips open with internal bleeding. Symptoms could be a purple swollen shaft
Doctor: "Looks like you have a bad case of a contused penis"
Abel: "I Shouldn't have rolled over
Contused penis by LebaAnatnom October 31, 2016

Color Confused 

The new politically correct term for those who are "color blind".
Billy: "Mom! Shawn from school is so color blind that he can't tell red from green!"

Mom: "Watch your mouth Billy! The correct term is color confused."

Confused Jouster 

Medieval term used to describe the ‘reverse cowgirl’ position. Used prior to the invention of the word ‘cowgirl’.
Forsooth, friend Catesby! Yon wench passed the previous evening in my chambers where she attempted a manner of copulation quite astounding. As she crouched astride my manhood, I could only imagine the poor woman to be akin to some sort of confused jouster mounting their steed in reverse.