Comede

1.) verb. To be funny.
2.) What comedians do.

It only makes sense.

Stupid English language. If haters hate, comedians comede dammit.
Douchey McChuulerson comeded on your status.

Comede by hamalololol September 16, 2010

pepper spray comedy 

A fringe genre of sketch comedy with super rapey vibes that is especially popular on Instagram. This type of comedy tends to satirize sexual harassment and assault and is performed by insanely creepy, horny con-artists. The term was first coined the the YouTube comedian/vlogger Cody Ko in a video about the topic in question called “Esteban is the worst thing to happen to Instagram”.

“Dude, check out this video Esteban posted! It’s hilarious!”
“How can you watch that fucking disgusting pepper spray comedy?”

pepper spray comedy by Ugly subhuman December 3, 2019

Comedy 

Something you rarely see on Urban Dictionary

Dude urban dictionary is now all about inside jokes and stupid sex definitions. There's no comedy in these definitions.

Comedy by General-Kenobi July 17, 2020

comedore 

The place the fish advises you to PEE.

🎼🎤🎣🎶🎵ratatatatataratatatataaa don’t pee on the floor use the comedore yuuuuuh lalalalalalalala ahhhhh🎤🎣 🎶🎵

comedore by milk inhaler April 13, 2022

The Ultimate Comedian's Revenge

Heckling the heckler. The revenge for said comedian is going to the heckler's workplace and bothering THEM while they work.

George: "You should go down to where she works and heckle her."
Jerry: "Isn't that the Ultimate Comedian's Revenge? Heckling the heckler."

The Ultimate Comedian's Revenge by Shaunn L. October 13, 2008

comedy gold 

Really good joke or humour, especially in the sense of unintentional hilarity. Comedy gold is or is worthy to be a classic.

I heard something today that was comedy gold: "I had lunch with several international students here; one German, an American and two from Nepal, and they were so typical: The European guy talked about culture, the guys from Nepal talked about religion, and the American was eating".

comedy gold by Mikademus August 28, 2010

Comedic Masturbation 

When you are so funny by yourself that you laugh out loud without any participation by a partner.

Progresses from a small grin to a smile to a quiet giggle and then quickly reaches the climactic event of an audible belly laugh, or LOL. Following climax, tissue is often used to dry resulting wetness occuring in the ocular region.

My humor is not always understood by others and I frequently find myself involuntarily engaging in comedic masturbation.

Comedic Masturbation by K-Rista-Raaah July 22, 2016