The greatest cereal ever made. It has five different fruity flavors and is just like Captain Crunch's Crunch Berries cereal, but even better. It also comes in a huge bag that has twice as much cereal inside than a regular cereal box. The inside of the bag itself smells like wonderland. Berry Colossal Crunch is delicious to the point where you don't even need milk, or to eat it for just breakfast, and anybody will enjoy it.
Few can consume enough cannabis to become one. A colossal stoner is the grand archmagister of the stoner kind. A colossal stoner's tolerance break lasts about half an hour. The period between each joint when he/she is not smoking is just about as long as the time it takes to roll another joint. If a colossal stoner greens out, their immediate action upon waking up is a wake&bake. A colossal stoner on average will have enough cannabinoids in their system to get arrested and charged for trafficking.
A shitstorm of such epically huge proportions that it blocks out the sun and throws the world into a stinky, everlasting night. Metaphorically, of course.
My mom found my Perc 30's. She is sharpening a knife, and my dad is preparing to waterboard me. What a colossalshitstorm I have screwed myself into!