Cockswab 

The female version of a douchebag. It has been decided that one cannot refer to a female as a "douchebag", so the opposite and equal term "cockswab" must be used when describing a female with douche-like qualities.

Brittany looks like such a cockswab with her side ponytail and parka!

This ugly muffin-topped cockswab at the bar needs get her fucking ego in check! And HEY! Wasn't she wearing that same parka and side ponytail last time we saw her???

Cockswab by The Baltimore Diction Society December 17, 2010

cockswab 

When youve just spunked yer load and need to wipe of excess off your bell end

Bill...last night i spunked my load .bob....what did you use for as a cockswab? Bill.....I used the pillowcase

cockswab by rottencock March 16, 2015

Cockswab 

A crusty uncleaned penis that humms when the girl rolls back the foreskin

Damutt sufferes from severe cockswab

Cockswab by the AntiSkank September 10, 2003

cockswab 

A dirty, repulsive, idiot

"Buxton, your the ultimate Cockswab!"

cockswab by You Know Who It Is2 January 17, 2008

Cockswab 

when they test dudes for some STDs on dudes they shove a big q tip down their pee hole, hence the insult

"Joel is such an asshole. That cockswab ought to look in a mirror"

Cockswab by Alliecat July 14, 2005

cockswab 

the act of inserting ones penis into an individuals orifice, usually the ear, for hygenic purposes

the man was hard of hearing until he recieved a cockswab

cockswab by parker52 April 10, 2009

CockSwab 

To swab the inside of a vagina with your dick (or a dick)

Yo I just cockswabed ya girl

CockSwab by Low ballet November 1, 2016