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Claim Chowder 

A poorly substantiated assertion regarding the future status or make of an item which is cited by a dubious party for later use as a reference of gross inaccuracy and to exercise gloating. Most often employed in the context of technological advancement.
Here's some Claim Chowder for you; my buddy swears that there's GOTTA be an e-ink version of the iPad soon since people love their Kindles so much.

Not gonna happen. The iPad is too good at playing back video.
Claim Chowder by gruberfan April 24, 2010
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clam chowder ass bitch

A term to describe ain't shit people. Coined by Rudy of @oldiesrule4ever
Stephanie is a clam chowder ass bitch for her tweets about undocumented immigrants.

Boston Clam Chowder 

Performing cunnilingus on a woman after ejaculating into her vagina.
Rob came inside her, but since she wasn't done, he got down and enjoyed some Boston Clam Chowder.
Boston Clam Chowder by CBK2k7 December 10, 2008

Massachusetts Clam Chowder

The act of saving your cum, pouring it into your partner's vagina. Putting oyster crackers and eating it with a spoon.
"Ah man! My boyfriend gave me a Massachusetts Clam Chowder last night!"

Singapore Clam Chowder 

An action in which the person of interest lying in a bathtub, with a group of men surrounding him or her. The men then ejaculate on the bathtub, forming the chowder, they then turn around and shit on the tub, forming the "clams".
Benjamin was feeling a little feisty today, so he called up a couple of buddies to prepare the Singapore Clam Chowder.
Singapore Clam Chowder by OmegeDas January 12, 2015

Kentwood Clam Chowder 

The act of cumming in your hand and then going and slapping your friend in the face with it. Conceived and employed in Kentwood, MI
My friends didn't believe I nailed her so I had to give him a Kentwood Clam Chowder to prove it.