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chubby coon 

A simple insult to say to anyone who needs it.

MUST be said in a SCOTTISH ACCENT
Go the fuck off ya chubby coon *Strong Scottish Accent*
chubby coon by NotAPedo.Maybe. March 8, 2020

chubby dolphin 

A sexual act performed by a woman on a man, defined as follows:

The woman must be significantly over-weight, to the point where her stomach creates "fat rolls". She must be wearing a bikini that is clearly too small for her and is potentially embarrassing to be seen wearing in public. The man must wear swim trunks with a hole in the front for the penis to escape. The two must engage in swimming activity in a kiddie pool. NOTE: It is imperative that this act occur in a kiddie pool. Once the partners are completely saturated, the woman must push her fat rolls together while the man inserts his (hopefully) erect penis in the space between the rolls. The woman then slides her body on the penis, mimicking the act of a traditional handjob. Throughout this process, the woman must make dolphin noises (i.e. "Eeeeee!")
"Dude, my girl just gave me a chubby dolphin in the kiddie pool after the Fourth of July party yesterday."
(Verb):To Chubzit is to squeeze someone's stomach non-stop. Similar to the pink belly on how it causes stomach pain and a pink spot, the chubzit is a stomach torture/horsing around move.
(noun): Someone who frequently preforms the chubzit is a Chubzitteer.
Ouch! Jimmy the Chubzitteer just gave me a really bad chubzit swarm!
chubzit by Fatkins January 16, 2008

chubby trout 

(n) position derived from trying to copulate inconspicuously while swimming with only minor adjustments in bathing attire
Her bikini bottom wiggled aside so easily we achieved the Chubby Trout before anyone in the pool noticed.
chubby trout by RHughes March 6, 2011

Chubby Custard 

A still strong, but much less harsh way of calling somebody overweight.

Usually used for banter purposes between friend groups.
John: Hey Alec, can i have a few m&m's?

Alec: You look like you've already had enough John you chubby custard!

John: :(
Chubby Custard by Sidney Shaw October 30, 2012