Chrysten
Typically a super sexy blonde girl. She is very sweet and lots of people love her. She is short but that doesn't hold her back. She is a very easy person to love and care for.
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Crank Christening
The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.
Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?
Crank Christening by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012
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Chrystelle
Chrystelle is an awesome girl and loves to help people. She is very nice and the most beautiful girl that is very easy to fall in love with. If she says she loves you she means it and she’s very nice.
Chrystelle by asdfjwirh fhcje July 2, 2019
chrystyna
An extremely funny and cheerful girl who is usually scared of things that she believes could kill her. She is not shy, though, and everyone knows her name. Often talks about coconuts, and she is very trustworthy. When she likes a guy, she seriously likes him, and is very determined to make him like her.
Chrystyna can be an amazing entertainer, and she could make you laugh when you are feeling down
Chrystyna can be an amazing entertainer, and she could make you laugh when you are feeling down
Guy: Did you hear that girl? All she talks about is coconuts
Girl 1: Yeah, she's really funny. And I heard she's a really good singer.
Girl 2: Yeah! She must be a Chrystyna!!
Girl 1: Yeah, she's really funny. And I heard she's a really good singer.
Girl 2: Yeah! She must be a Chrystyna!!
chrystyna by The Turtle. 0_o July 10, 2014
chrystine
Chrystine is the most stunningly beautiful girl you will ever met, all tho she has a hard time with love she is a keeper. She tends to be a bit clumsy but if you ever met a Chrystine keep her around, she'll be the most loyal best friend you could ask for.
Chrystine is so beautiful
chrystine by haybales101 May 20, 2018
Christen Pressing
Christen Pressing is the action of zooming out of an awkward social situation, much like famous USWNT soccer player Christen Press does to get the ball away from the shirt tuggers. Because, you know, she deserves better than what the NWSL gives her.
Guy #1: I was Christen Pressing out of a conversation yesterday when they started talking about anal.
Christen Pressing by wafflebitch August 13, 2019