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Chrisjob

"When one is offered a guaranteed handjob but chooses not to accept it for reasons unknown.."
She was so nice, I got a Chrisjob off her
by Lanalmandrogan July 23, 2012
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chrisjob

it is an abbreviation of chrisjob-dunhurr. which means the girl is worn out and does not wish to make love anymore.
what did you do last night with your girl ?
well chrisjob then i smoked a cig and watched a movie while she slept.
by chrizzzzle July 8, 2006
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Christobal Huet

When you are doing someone in bed, and they let you get through into them because they cannot block your private area from getting into their genetalia, like Huet cannot stop a puck from getting into his goal
Christobal Huet Goal Net sex hockey doing it
by Ajhgui May 24, 2009
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christobal

Badass catholic that does not give a shit or fuck about nothing don’t mess which this Mexican
Is that Christobal
by Kftrwgxvyuon May 10, 2018
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christobeer

someone who
a) cannot use technology to save his life
b) enjoys really, really big (fullstrength) beers
man did you see that christobeer try to use the GPS? what a nelly
that guy just tried to facebook post on your wall but wrote on his own status instead. what a christobeer...
by blinjohns23 November 11, 2010
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Christobelle

Christobelle is a smart and charming young lady. She sometimes struggles but she's a great problem solver and always makes it through. She is wise beyond her years but she sometimes makes hasty decisions. She always recovers from these bad decisions on top and ahead of everybody.
Sam: Dang did you hear Christobelle is pregnant?
Sophie: Yeah she's keeping it too is she crazy?!
2 years later
Christobelle: Yeah it was hard at times but we made it, isn't that right Cora?
Cora: Yeah, I love you mommy.
by Minnie_Mouse❤ December 2, 2017
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ChrisJohnsified

A state of meditation amongst complete chaos. Takes years of refinement and is attained through an awareness of ones environment without needing to interact. From the Bastropian region of Texas the etymology is not completely known.
Yo, that party was lit and he was ChrisJohnsified from just a few minutes in.

I was worried at first, then I realized he was ChrisJohnsified.
by JoeKerrchild July 22, 2023
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