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A rare disease found in the shores of Wakanda, it will make you blind with white..
Tommy: yo Jerry, I have Chokon..
Jerry: Damn bro, where’d you get it.
Tommy: Wakanda
Jerry: Hmm.. If I may ask, what is Chokon.
Tommy: Chokon my cum huehuehue.
Jerry: ....

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Chokon by ReaperOfDefinitions October 18, 2018
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The meaning brings in to question a persons incompetency or stupidity.

It is also a vine vegetable that can climb and can grow over any surface.
The cunt is so dumb he couldn't grow a choko vine over a shithouse.
Choko by GS71 April 7, 2015

Choking Casper 

A means of self pleasure attempted only by the bravest of males. A masturbatory technique by which 2-4 tissues are overlapped to form a soft sheath over the head and shaft of the penis, thus resembling a ghost. The male proceeds to "choke his chicken" using the Kleenex condom as both a barrier between his hand and penile skin as well as a reservoir for the resulting ejaculate. For best results, tissues with aloe should be used in order to reduce friction and risk of bleeding.
Kyle: I stumbled upon the hottest lesbian porn on tv last night.
Paul: Did you blow your load all over the place or did you contain it with the Choking Casper?
Kyle: Let's just say Casper wasn't such a friendly ghost when I was done. I ended up with some serious rug burn.

Chomonds 

Chomonds means chopped almonds. A chopped almonds is called chomonds. pieces of chomonds.
There is 100,000's of chomonds.
Chomonds by acdows August 6, 2017

choking the nun 

Euphemism for male masturbation. Coined (or at least made popular) by Ryan Stiles on Whose Line Is It Anyway.
"Sorry I'm late. I was choking the nun...if you know what I mean."

choking your chicken

Choking your chicken is whacking yo wienie homie!
Dang, Gabe have you ever been caught in the closet choking your chicken. I have and my Mom is taking me to a shrink tomorrow to see if I'm a perv.