Someone who insists they get the best room in a broken down manor even if they didn’t want to have anything to do with it ten minutes beforehand and it doesn’t matter anyway because the manor is imaginary.
A flower that looks like a vagina. I CANNOT make this up. It's on wikipedia. Search it. Oh, and don't ask how I ended up there, it was an... accident ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)