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Cheapfuck 

1. Someone who was saving money for months just to buy a low end product and pretends to just bought it with money that she/he already had.
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2. Someone who has an iPhone but doesn't has money for an 3G or 4G connection so they say: I can only whatsapp when im home.

3. Someone who buys the lowest ends products of famous brands. Mostly girls.
1.
Girl: Hey look! I just bought a new phone!
Boy: Oh which?
Girl: Its a Samsung Galaxy Y mini with a 1,3 inch screen.
Boy: Woow you desperate cheapfuck.

2.
Girl: I have an iPhone but I only can whatsapp when I'm home.
Boy: Buy 3G connection you cheapfuck!

3.

Boy: I just bought Monster iBeats.
Cheapfuck by DavidThaMonster February 12, 2013
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Cheap Fuck (Cheapfuck) 

Cheaper than a cheapass, and won't buy a god damn thing that's not 100% necessary.
Oh my god, cheapfuck! Buy some damn waffles! Oh damn, urbandictionary is making me use the exact word that I entered for definition. Here goes: Cheap Fuck (Cheapfuck)

There ya go bitches! :p

chimpfucker 

to engage in coitus with an anthropoid ape (Pan sp.) or one who is attrociously ugly.
I can't believe she slept with him. She is suck a chimpfucker.
chimpfucker by Tumbleweed November 2, 2003

Cheapfaced 

Getting drunk on a budget. i.e. getting shitfaced without spending too much money.
we are gonna get absolutely cheapfaced tonight
Cheapfaced by jsetgo March 1, 2011

Crapfuck 

"Holy crapfuck, my hat."
Crapfuck by The Muffin Queen November 24, 2004

cheappuccino 

Any of the wide variety of flavored coffee drinks offered at convenience stores such as Circle K or 7 Eleven that can be purchased for less than half the price of a Starbucks cappuccino.
Let's stop by the Circle K for some cheappuccinos tonight. It's gonna be freakin' cold, and all I've got is $1.25 in my wallet.
Useful metaphor for fucking a ghost

©Petrus, Iconition
"Yo what did you do yesterday, homie?"
"I clearfucked too much and am outta cum"
clearfuck by Iconition January 5, 2022