Catholikid 

That one rich kid whose super religious and sucks ass to be around

Person 1: hey man wanna go do some pot?

*CATHOLIKID HEARS YOU FROM A MILE AWAY*

Catholikid: UM WELL ACTUALLY THATS AN HONOR CODE VIOLATION. THOU HAST SINNED AGAINST THE CATHOLIC CHURCH!! BEGONE SINNER

Catholikid by Guball February 15, 2018

catholicked 

Definition 1: A student who received corporal punishment at parochial school via a monster-sized paddle that was kept in the principals office.

Definition 2: Oral technique that parochial school cheerleaders used on every boy they came in contact with.

I know of many people who were Catholicked during my 12 years in parochial school.

catholicked by Loxi July 19, 2009

reverse catholicism

When you molest the priests.

I showed that priest some Reverse Catholicism and got my uNF on.

reverse catholicism by ecaleohs April 25, 2017

Cafeteria Catholicism

Derogatory term referring to religious individuals who follow the Catholic faith and pick and choose which doctrines of the Church they wish to follow and which ones they don't.

"Well, I'm against abortion, euthanasia, and homosexual marriages... But contraceptives are alright in my book."

"You reek of Cafeteria Catholicism -- We're not running a buffet! You can't just go in and get what you want..."

Cafeteria Catholicism by Mel December 3, 2005

smorgasbord Catholicism 

Pickin the Catholic doctrines you like, ignoring the ones you don't. Generally frowned upon by the Church.

Ben Doverman accepts that God will forgive him for anything through Reconciliation, but doesn't believe contraceptives are a sin, therefore he is contributing to smorgasbord Catholicism.

smorgasbord Catholicism by WTFISAPAPOOSE September 22, 2008

Orthodox Catholicism 

The True Church of Christ

I follow Orthodox Catholicism

Orthodox Catholicism by orthodox easton August 16, 2022

Catholicked 

Catholicked: to have a negative experience associated with the Roman Catholic Church extolled upon oneself resulting in long-term physical or psychological damage

Fuck me she doesn't know what a cock looks like at 25??? She's been well and truly catholicked!!!!!

Catholicked by Joseph Ratzinger Hitler December 15, 2011