Cassiefied 

To assert your stories into a person's mind; not allowing them to exit the gruesome conversation until you are finished. Or, making awkward jokes that mean nothing, also asserting them.

The other day, I totally Cassiefied John...He will never be the same again...

Cassiefied by JED2012 March 23, 2011

Cassiefied 

When you initially meet someone and do not expect the introduction to take 3 hours and 20 minutes to include facts about math, botany, PHD's, teaching, cat urine, only children, virgin mds, OU, and other useless crap.

I met a very nice person at a cocktail party. He asked if I knew this hot chic who was watching college football; she may be the girl of my dreams. I told him her name was Holly. Then warned him do NOT do it! You will be Cassiefied.

Cassiefied by JBKW October 22, 2006

Classified 

The act of not telling someone about something because its not their information to know

Jim: ...so you change the E to an O
Tom (the nosy kunt): what are you talking about
Jim: Nothing
Tom: I heard you say something
Jim: well its classified
Tom: Ok, anyway did you fuck my girlfriend?
Jim: No, but I smashed this hot chick elloe

Classified by Lorf1243 July 6, 2018

G14 classified 

A made up word used in a movie called 'Rush Hour' to make fun of a character played by Chris Tucker. G14 classified doesn't mean anything in real life but was made up on the spot in the 'Rush Hour' movie.

FBI Agent Adams: "Well, Carter, your particular assignment
is considered G14 classified."

FBI Agent 2:"G14 classified. That's good."

Detective Carter (played by Chris Tucker):"Y'all think this is real funny. Give Carter the big G14 classified case. I cannot believe this shit! First, I get a bullshit assignment,
now, Mr. Rice-a-Roni..."

G14 classified by Crisis_60 October 7, 2006

Classified 

*This information is classified*

Sorry to say but this information is also classified

Classified by Böì November 23, 2020

G14 classified 

An item that is extremely secret and will be killed immediatly if leaked to someone.

I'm sorry I can't tell you, its G14 Classified

G14 classified by john campbell November 22, 2004

Classified facebook watcher 

some who likes/comments on every status you put up basically watching your EVERY move. Especially if its about question and like 4 like stuff

Nathan: OMG she keeps on liking all my status's

Andrew: dude you have your own Classified facebook watcher, Nathan just make a new facebok account!

Nathan: nah ill just tell her to piss off

Classified facebook watcher by That Half Retarded German Guy December 27, 2010