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candy stripper 

A person who is a nurse by day but as soon as they get off work they lather themselves up with corn syrup and stick candy in places where they shouldn't be all while listening to candy related songs such as Sugar by Maroon 5 and A Spoonfull of Sugar by Mary Poppins.
Dude 1: "Wow look at that candy stripper"
Dude 2: "Its a wonder that she doesn't get stuck to the pole"
candy stripper by Daddy2233 July 25, 2016

Candy Stripper 

A pretty female stripper with multi-color hair, resembling that of a candy pattern. Usually very popular at the strip club. (Similar to the act of peacocking but as a stripper.)
Adam: Bro! Check out that chick's cool hair dancing on the pole!
Jared: Yeah man! That's Megan, she's a candy stripper! Prettiest girl in here!

Stripper Candy 

The line of hairs leading from your belly button to your dick/vagina.
Stripper Candy by Mrow1122 July 23, 2013

candy striper 

A young female volunteer at a retirement home. Usually wearing really ugly uniforms that make her look like a candy cane. Often girls who are just there to get credit for volunteer hours.
She was the sweetest candy striper I ever met.
candy striper by Nancy26 October 13, 2006

candy striper 

A Naughty Nurse.

Named after their candy cane looking uniforms although those variants are probably extinct today.
When Andrew was injured in the Corp he got plenty of action indoors from candy stripers.
candy striper by The Amazing AO October 26, 2005

candy striper 

Derived from the term used for nurses in the 1950's (one who wore primarily white clothing with one bright pink stripe down the side), a term used to describe someone whose actions are downright asinine and borderline homosexual.
Metrosexual Guy - Hey, bud, want me to put some sunscreen on you?
Straight Guy - Fuck no, dude!
Straight Guy's Girlfriend - What the hell! Why do you always have to be such a candy striper?!
candy striper by Spina July 15, 2008