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The Bryner 

Instructing your partner during sex to say, "I wish I was prettier." Then after they say it, you slap them across the face.
Person one: Did you give that Lindsay chick The Bryner?

Person two: Like Hell I did, she wouldn't stop complaining about how thick her calves were.
The Bryner by Bryner Bear October 6, 2013
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Pulling a Braner 

Leveraging personality and interpersonal skills to receive better service, upgrades, discounts or freebies.
Skipper just got moved up to first class...he pulled a Braner!
How did Doug get seated without any reservations...that's pulling a Braner!
Nathan got the smoker for half the price others paid....he pulled a Braner!
Brener is swole AF. Like he has a phat ass ngl. Brener is a complete bro and will always be there for you.
Dude 1: Is that Brener??
Dude 2: Yeah, I have a man crush on that guy.
Dude 1: Same dude, Brener fucking rocks.
Brener by Thiccoroni January 30, 2020
When a fan of my little pony get's an erection.
When Derpy first spoke I got a wicked broner.
Broner by Brony98 September 2, 2012

Alligator Broner 

When your with the guys and you get a hard scaly erection
Dude I have such a alligator broner

A plate of mayonnaise, alligator broner
Getting absolutely annihilated / GTA5 wasted on a Dirt Bike to the point of hospitalisation and possibly ded
"Holy fuck bro, did you see that cunt get totally Bryned off that Jump?! He won't be walking straight for weeks!"

"Aww man...I just got absolutely Bryned coming off that berm, pretty sure my bike is totalled "
Bryned by Enduro Master Rekt March 14, 2018