Brotion Share definition Flag A manly scented lotion designed specifically to suit men's sense of smell. My girlfriend always tried to put her fruity smelling lotion on me so I went out and got me some brotion so I wouldn't smell like a chick. Brotion by Babe0807 July 4, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Brotion mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch