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Brogument 

A conflict arising between two Bros on sensitive subject matter such as hair-style, beer-pounding ability, toking capacity, dick-taking maximums, or Polo fashion sense. Usually contained within two Bros, but can be seen to consist of as many as 8.5 Bros depending on the Bro-cial situation. A Brogument often ends with a Bro-backdown, in which one Bro submits his Bro-chismo to a certain degree, until the next Bro-frontation, where the process repeats itself.
Brandon and Pink got into a heated Brogument over the extensiveness of their Sperry Top-Sider collecitons.

After Joe brought his main squeeze to the last Brodown, a Brogument sparked because any Bro knows 'you can't bring your Ho to a Bro...down.'
Brogument by AceFunguy March 21, 2010

bargument 

A debate (on any subject) which takes place in a bar or tavern and is primarily caused by just the right amount of booze.
We got into a bargument over who is more fuckable: Nicole Ritchie or Skeletor.
bargument by GrantG July 7, 2007

Bargument 

An argument at a bar over a question with no right or wrong answer. Often involves sports, television and sex.
"We had a bargument last night for two hours over whether a lion could beat a bear in a fight."
Bargument by lionwins January 3, 2009

blargument 

Its the term for when two or more people have an argument
via blogging.
guy: "hey man i hated your blog"
guy2: "fuck you i saw that stupid blog reply"
guy: "you stupid fuck, we are having a blargument"
blargument by *rainbow* December 9, 2008

Burgumentum 

A word used by his 4 supporters when Doug Burgum gets 1% of the vote in the 2024 republican primary
Clown 1 : Doug Burgum got 0.69% in Iowa. Burgumentum baby!

Clown 2 : Bruh.
Burgumentum by kylekulinskifan August 10, 2023

Barkument 

When dogs or animals that can bark get into an argument, it becomes a Barkument

Bark - Argument
"My dog got into a barkument with the neighbours dog over the fence."
Barkument by shiba inuu January 22, 2020