When an obese individual is so large that they empose their mass and shrink the space for normally proportioned individuals in hallways, elevators, and especially airlines seats.
The flight is so uncomfortable sitting next to this Two-Bodied man, his whole side is resting upon me and pressing into my flesh as he sweats I can smell and feel his excessive moisture.
Only being attracted to anyone who looks like David Bowie, especially if this person loves David Bowie, dresses like David Bowie, or both. Women, gay men, and heterosexual men can all identify themselves as bowiesexual.
Girl: I love your platform shoes! I am bowiesexual, and you are totally hot.
Guy: I am too! You can't deny David Bowie's sexual allure. Wanna make out?
Girl: YES! Can I call you David?
Bodied it is a term that comes from the original bodied, meaning killed or destroyed something. Bodied it means to succeed or nail something, much like killed it for example.