Blusterfuck 

A grumpy old man who can't be bothered with anything, has all his life been in a bad mood, and generally, has a dark cloud over his head.

You, Mr. Smith, are an old blusterfuck! You have been in a bad mood for forty years, can't be bothered with anything, and you steal my happiness every time you darken my door.

Blusterfuck by Fed up September 8, 2018

blusterfuck 

verb: to be fucked by wind and/or other elements.

I was just outside in that ridiculous rain and windstorm. I was totally just blusterfucked

blusterfuck by Charlezfalcon October 30, 2010

blusterfuck 

The act of being completely fucked over from all directions by the forces of nature, including but not limited to snow, wind, hail, meteors, or anything else that generally falls from the sky.

My car just got blown off the road by that blusterfuck of wind.

blusterfuck by Phenton Wandsnout January 26, 2014

Blusterfuck 

A disaster caused by the reckless bluster of one person or a group supposedly in command of a situation.

« All the posturing and machonachos was proven empty by the blusterfuck that followed. |

Blusterfuck by Fray Monkini July 5, 2009

Blusterfuck 

A joining of the terms 'blogosphere' and 'clusterfuck', a blusterfuck is a fevered avalanche of blogosphere activity, usually in response to a big news story. As the number of stories multiply, bloggers increasingly engage in bluster and attempts to outdo each other in their analyses.

Wow, Microsoft's recent announcement has caused a total blusterfuck.

Blusterfuck by Navneet Alang February 1, 2008

clusterfuck 

South Sudan

South Sudan Civil War is a clusterfuck beyond belief.

clusterfuck by Comrade Dio July 30, 2020

clusterfuck 

worse than sticking your dick in an anthill for the rest of your life

person 1: would you rather move to south sudan or have your dick stuck in an anthill for -
sam: *slathers on honey* dude that place is a clusterfuck

clusterfuck by itsmebeany April 5, 2021