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The Blumpkin Man 

The epitamy of greatness. Has an amazing theme song. The one who gets 4 Blumpkins. He shall always be remembered as this name.
Person 1: Hey dude, did you hear that guy got a Blumpkin?
Person 2: No fucking way!! What a studd!!
Person 1: I know right !! He got like 4 of them!!
Person 2: Dude that guy is The Blumpkin Man!!!

The Blumpkin Man 

The epitamy of greatness. Has an amazing theme song. The one who gets 4 Blumpkins. He shall always be remembered as this name.
Person 1: Hey dude, did you hear that guy got a Blumpkin?

Person 2: No fucking way!! What a studd!!

Person 1: I know right !! He got like 4 of them from that Boy Hopper!!

Person 2: Dude that guy is The Blumpkin Man!!

one-man blumpkin 

to auto-fellate oneself whilst dropping a deuce
"Man, Max has been in the bathroom for over 45 minutes, he must be doing the one-man blumpkin."

Poor Man's Blumpkin 

The act of masturbating while defecating. It is the next best thing to a true blumpkin.
"Larry's girlfriend didn't come over, so he ended up getting a poor man's blumpkin that night."

bumpkin man 

A bumpkin boy that has recently had sexual relations with a women, for the first time.
Bumpkin Boy had sex with a women?!
Well congratulations Bumpkin Man!
bumpkin man by SteezusClaus April 18, 2008