Blowcation 

A blow job that you WANT to give, thus rendering it not a job, but a kind of vacation.

We finally hooked up--and let me tell you, that was no blow job, that was a blowcation!

Blowcation by KnotGirl August 20, 2009

Blowcation 

A location that is ideal for giving a blow job.

"Think we just stumbled upon a new blowcation in this gloriously, dark in this parking lot, sweetie. Take off your pants!"

Blowcation by ladysmut August 22, 2009

blowcation 

1. A euphemism for blowjob, but for those who enjoy the act, and therefore do not view it as a "job."
2. A way for men to enhance the marketability of the act that is unsavory to some women.

"Rough day at the office? Honey, you look like you could use a blowcation."

blowcation by gruntumolani November 1, 2011

blowcation 

Same as saying blowjob while both, making the experience sound less like a job and more like a vacation.

Tonight you can rest your pussy and give me a blowcation.

blowcation by wilderman February 16, 2017

Blowcation 

An act a woman performs for a man, similar to a blow job. Instead of being a "job" it is an enjoyable experience, this a blowcation.

They both enjoy the opportunity for a blowcation.

Blowcation by Skybluecwgrl March 20, 2023

blowcation 

when you travel and spend a week getting nonstop blowjobs from a new girl you started talking to

-joe seems alot happier and stress free since he came back to work from that blowcation with a girl he met recently online

blowcation by ILCS December 13, 2023

bloatation 

The effect caused by too many carbohydrates or lack of whole grain oils; the opposite of "ripped"

I yam suffering from bloatation today.........my skin looks like a melted candle!

bloatation by wallymarshall September 6, 2003