Blompy

A BLOMPY is the act of receiving a blow-job while taking a shit on the toilet at the exact same time.

Karen gave me the best blompy last night.

John: Did you have sex last night?
Sam: No, but she is a freak, she wanted to give me a blompy instead!

Blompy by Scat-a-riffic September 19, 2009

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Jose gave a mean blompy to Tineesha last night at the Motel 6.

Blompy by JackedNick April 30, 2006

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BLOMPY

A fleshy lump that hangs off of your fleshy parts eg. Titties, Nadsack, Chocolate Starfish, Beef Curtains.

Oh my God, my Nan's seriously scared the kids, she's flopped her blompys out again!!

BLOMPY by DreddyBrek November 15, 2025

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A fleshy lump that hangs off of your fleshy parts eg. Titties, Nadsack, Chocolate Starfish, Beef Curtains.

Nan's seriously scared the kids, she's flopped her blompys out again!!

BLOMPY by DreddyBrek November 15, 2025

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Nonsense word “created” by an illiterate idiot after their cultural appropriation of booyaka didn’t succeed in making them look cool

I have no friends because I’m an annoying, codependent, narcissistic dolt begging for attention. But I’m still better than you. #bloopyaya

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A round bodied fish that swims humorously. The term is typically applied to fancy goldfish, but not exclusively.

"Check out the new bloapy I got for my aquarium!"

Bloapy by Bloap February 11, 2018

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"You best be givin' me a blumpy bitch!" said Tyrone as he was dumping in his prison cell.

blumpy by Chief Hosa March 16, 2003

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