Mr. Smith tried to kiss me last nite.
Really? What did you do?
I told him I'm not gay, and he asked me if that meant I thought he was.
Wow! The guy's homo-blivious for sure!
"Zig eller bliv zigget" is a phrase that is mainly used by a certaint group of people
The phrase means in english "Steal or get stolen", to make it fun it has to be said and understood in Danish
Posible Euphemism for "Blind me" often used with 'Gowd' as "Gowd blimy" - obviously for "God blind me!" Probably derived from such remarks as "God blind me if I ever see anything more beautiful." But now use as an expression of shock of any sort.