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mach black jesus 

When you move two times faster than Mach Jesus.
when you move to fast to be seen.
He robbed the store at Mach Black Jesus speed i didn't even see him.
mach black jesus by Mach Jesus November 27, 2018

black jesus 

Well yes there is very little chance that jesus was white, but it is unlikely he was black. All the other people putting, " he was from the middle east and jewish so he was black". Just because he was not white and was a darker race doesnt mean he was black! Thats like saying im white and thus whiter than a black guy i could be counted as chinese!
"Hey. Jesus was not white, so he can be ay other race he wants to be :P Black jesus"

I had to put an example and couldnt think what to write.

black jesus 

Something that white people hate and can not admit since the real Jesus was black.
White Person: Jesus was black? NO WAY! TIME FOR SUICIDE!
black jesus by bebo January 10, 2005

Black Jesus 

Kaleb, the living embodiment of black jesus.
Bro you know that new kid Kaleb?
Of course look at him, he is Black Jesus.
Black Jesus by Real Black Jesus December 16, 2019

black jesus 

Black Jesus: Amare Stoudemire's alter-ego. At times, he displays such divine talent that he can only be referred to as "The Black Jesus".
Rob: "Holy crap, Amare must have flown like 10 feet in the air for that dunk."
Bob: "Black Jesus strikes again!"
black jesus by What it is June 3, 2007

Black Jesus 

a black person that is so awesome that he is considered Black Jesus
Darnell is so awesome that he is known as Black Jesus.
Black Jesus by John Tabs April 17, 2010