Birge 

To barge in with less aggression or force.

The Kool-Aid man chose to knock on the small children's wall, birging into their lives with somewhat respect.

Asking before may take much of the fun out of it, but birging into a vagina is nonetheless satisfying.

You cannot simply BIRGE into mordor!

Birge by Vaginas! April 6, 2010

Bang-Birge

1. one who makes himself/herself a social outcast through his/her own action and blatant disregard of others.

2. a homosexual who is disliked

3. one who annoys others, tries to act tough, and idsregards others, then wonders why no one likes him.

Damn, Eric is such a flaming Bang-Birge, everyone hates him.

Bang-Birge by fredddddy May 22, 2006

Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole 

Wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole is an expression indicating extreme dislike and distaste for an object, person or situation. The expression can be used in a similar way to wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole, but is not solely applicable to females; it is even more disparaging when used about a female as it treats her as something less than human. Many bargepoles were 12 or 13 feet long, but one specialised type called a setting boom could be as long as 28 feet! So as you can imagine, wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole means something which you would much rather keep well away from.

“Mate, you want to avoid that one; I wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole!”

Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016

Biage 

When you see what looks like a promiscuous women, but you're not sure if she's a bitch. Derived from the word mirage

Dude, look at that biage! Do you know who that is?

Nah Bruh, I don't know who that Biage is.

Biage by LayJeno March 12, 2019

bigger dick foreign policy theory 

First proposed by George Carlin following the initiation of the Persian Gulf War in 1991; the bigger dick foreign policy theory theorizes the justification of war (or conflict in general) being based solely on the size of the aggressor's penis in comparison to the penis size of the defender. Generally, the aggressor possesses a smaller penis in comparison to the defender, and so feels compelled to attack/invade/conquer the defender in order to feel better and prove to others that he is the superior of the two, despite his smaller penis size.

When used to explain war justification, it also explains the visual similarity between rockets, bombs, and bullets, and features they share with phallic imagery, as "the need to project the penis into other peoples' affairs", and is thought to be the origin of the phrase "fucking with people".

The bigger dick foreign policy theory is usually born out of, and is very often related to, dick fear.

"You don't have to be a historian or a political scientist to see bigger dick foreign policy theory at work. It sounds like this: 'What, they have bigger dicks?! Bomb them!'"

bigger dick foreign policy theory by iAmJimmyHoffa January 25, 2014

General Berger

When you shit yourself, whether intentionally or by mistake. This action is performed by someone in an elevated or esteemed position such as the Commandant of the United States Marine Corps, General Berger who infamously shid himself. The congruence of the high position held by the individual with the shocking and embarrassing act of shitting oneself is what constitutes pulling a General Berger.

I really thought highly of James but after he pulled that General Berger I'm just disgusted by him.

General Berger by DD214 Memes May 26, 2021

My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger 

that's cause jesus christ is my

my crew is big and it keeps getting bigger. that's cause jesus christ is my

My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger by Uh oh... STINKY! May 22, 2019