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Bongdongaladole 

When you be feelin' sicker than sick.
Goobert: Yoooooo, duuuude, like, I'm feeling, like, Bongdongaladole righ' now. Ya know?

Shoobert: Whooooaaa bro, crazy.

Goobert: I knowwwww.

Bingbongnoodle 

When you ring the door to someone’s house. But they don’t answer and now you feel like a noodle for not calling the person before going to their house.
Ughhh I’m such a bingbongnoodle”

BingBong (Disrespectfully) 

Yuhas: Here we see that a dog is a cat only when you define it as so
You: BingBong (Disrespectfully)

Bongdong 

Verb; To take a hit from a bong, and immediately suck a dong.
'Dude, she totally bongdonged me'
'What's bongdong?'
'You know when a chick takes a hit from the bong and blows you off'
'Oh, like what you're mother did to me last night?'
'Dude... why do you have to ruin it everytime?'
Bongdong by Dee$ February 5, 2009

Blingdong 

A mildly derogatory name for someone who thinks too highly of himself, tries too hard, fails semi-regularly, and is oblivious to all of the above.

Blingdong is much less harsh than "toolbag."
Me: You know that guy who says "Classic!" in response to everything. He's kind of a blingdong.
You: Dude, he's autistic.
Me: I know.
Blingdong by Kingblingdong February 19, 2010

cock-alocka-bingbong 

when a female transvestite sticks her hairy, sweaty testicles into the mouth of some Hawaiian guy and wings them around and the balls smack around in his mouth making a bingbong noise. then the Hawaiian guy then bits her balls off and plays the bongos while dancing in a grass skirt. he then kills a midget by spitting the balls through a blow gun. (blowing balls through a blow gun at midget faces has been a Hawaiian tradition since they stopped fucking monkeys.
when i went to Hawaii i was welcome with pleasureable cock-alocka-bingbong.