Bertis

Usually one cool motha-fucka. He is usually a dark eyed, dark haired, tanned skinned, muscular man. They are usually really sweet and chill guys but, they can kick ass when its needed and they hardly lose. A Bertis can drive the sexiest girls wild, and shows them a good time. He is very flirtatious but once in a relationship, that girl is the only one for him. If you get one, keep em.

Look at that Bertis
Bertis is just a great guy and a good friend

Bertis by jamanfued May 17, 2011

Bertil 

A nice guy that most people like, he can though be a little impertinent som times.
His nice hair and his big dick makes all the ladies go crazy

wow his dick is so big
are you talking about Bertil
yeah

Bertil by flødefader November 1, 2019

beetis 

Slang for diabetes. Also, shorthand for "Diabeetis"

If you have the beetis, call Liberty.

beetis by Sweepz October 7, 2006

bertstrips 

It's when a guy photoshops a sesame street picture with a white box underneath with black text and adds a different plot to it.

r/bertstrips is funny here, read this one,"Ernie catches Bert reading 50 shades of Grey.

bertstrips by Limess September 24, 2018

Bertie Gilbert 

Bertie Gilbert has a cleft chin which makes him super hot! He played Scorpios Malfoy (Draco Malfoy's Son) in the 'Harry Potter' movie "The Deathly Hallows: Part 2' and has been in a couple of other things too like 'Horrible Historys'. Also he is a bit crazy, but still very lovable!

Wow, look at his cleftchin, Oh wow its Bertie Gilbert!

Bertie Gilbert by flowerjasmin July 29, 2011

Bertstare 

An implied facepalm, usually used in the form of "bertstare.jpg"; used when someone says or does something so stupid that words cannot describe how one feels, and a conventional facepalm is not worth the effort.

You: I don't take protein because I want to be all natural
Me: bertstare.jpg

Bertstare by Aryu Awayer June 1, 2010

berrisexual 

Berrisexual: Someone attracted to women and feminine genders and androgynous genders, but also very rarely attracted to men and masculine genders.

Person A: I usually don't feel attracted to guys, but you're cute.
Person B: Oh, you're berrisexual?

Person A: I think so! Thanks!

berrisexual by Here~and~queer September 15, 2023