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Berghoff 

1.)One of the largest German families in the Midwest. They are famous for their historic restaurant in Chicago, Illinois and for their secret family recipe German style beer. They are a proud family and have a massive family reunion every year in early summer and drink several cans of their family brewed beer. They are a close nit family that cares deeply for one another. Don’t mess with Berghoff’s. You mess with one, you mess with them all!

2.)Another name for an intelligent, attractive person of Germanic origin. They excel at any type of fine art, anything beer related, or any science and doctorate program. An extremely cultured German that is far superior to all other Germans.
I bumped into a kid in the hallway and suddenly I was jumped by a bunch of Berghoff’s!

Franz: Did you see that doctor?!

Helga: The one playing Gutiar?

Franz: Yeah I just played a game of beer pong with him, he is a beast!

Helga: Well he IS a Berghoff!

I surender, Berghoff's truly ARE better people than us.
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Berghoff 

To recieve fellatio from a woman while she feeds you a hamburger. Could be reffered to as recieving a "berghoff" or in a race, where the winner is "the Berghoff."
Dude, she gave me a Berghoff last night!!!!!

His hamburger is gone and he has exploded his load, he is the Berghoff!!!
Berghoff by Fairy Juice January 7, 2010

Wald-berghoff-trarbkdikdorff 

German town in which Candide is drafted for the Bulgarian army in the satire novel Candide by Voltaire - he makes fun of Germans with this atrocious town name.
The snow fell in great flakes, and, in the morning when he awoke, he was almost frozen to death; however, he made shift to crawl to the next town, which was called Wald-berghoff-trarbkdikdorff, without a penny in his pocket, and half dead with hunger and fatigue.

Rico Berghof 

The man who will most likely be in charge of a portion of the world in 2032
Rico Berghof
Rico Berghof by mightknight February 8, 2021

bergoffen 

Mr. Bergoffen gave us useless work
bergoffen by μse November 30, 2018

Borghoff 

a drunk russian which dances with doomis day and kitchen cabinets
Look at that Borghoff go!
Borghoff by K Mumble October 10, 2007
Mostly gays saying "Berghofer" if they what to get their asshole ripped
Could you Berghofer me?
berghofer by bliblu October 21, 2010