Bendinitis 

A painful lower leg condition most notably suffered by Ben Hatley. Especially if he hasn't stretched before running. This condition is often very painful causing Ben to scream. A notable example of Bendinitis happened on May 12, 2006 when he didn't realize he and Liv were only stretching before running. But it can quickly be made up.

Ben: Oh no, I shouldn't have gone running. I've got a terrible Bendinitis.

Liv: Well, you should have stretched. A Liv Lean would have done it! Or maybe a Ben Ball. They stretch the shins.

Ben: Crazy cramp! Will this ever end? (he makes a seething sound as if it really hurts) Hey Liv, massage this for me, will you?

Liv: (laughing) Okay, okay, I'll massage it. Here, let me stretch it for you, too. Easy now, we'll get rid of that old Bendinitis. We'll send it back where it came from. It won't be coming back!

Ben: Whoah! Maybe you're right. A good stretch should do it. (he leans into a Ben Ball) That's the ticket. That's better.

Liv: I know. Bendinitis hurts! But, we can always make up for it. Just remember, Bendinitis hurts, so stretch it out first. (She laughs)

Bendinitis by Dusty's Baby Powder August 12, 2011

benderitis 

1. When you catch a case of the bends (being a bender*,hockey type).
3. You can't skate, shoot, or pass; you virtually are playing at the worse possible level.
2. It is very hard to get rid of it and the only file on record is from one, Bryan Lowe. And he states that the only way to get rid of the bends is to jerk off a lot and don't play hockey for two weeks.

-You don't want to catch benderitis, a few players of the Midwest tornados had it and never got rid of it.
-Benderitis will get you benched and if you catch it long enough possibly kicked off the team.
- I have caught benderitis and I couldn't shoot or skate, very bad situation but thankfully I only had it for one game.

benderitis by Alex Digirolamo December 12, 2007

Boydinitis 

A disease which makes the host a lazy bitch. Symptoms may include (but are not limited to) laziness, bitchiness, making excuses, not wanting to run, desire to sleep, and severe diarrhea.

If one catches the Boydinitis they should avoid contact with anyone as it is highly contagious. The only known cure of Boydinitis is running. See a doctor is depression or suicidal thoughts occur while infected with Boydinitis.

Person 1: (Uninfected) "Hey!!! We are about to run!!! You coming?"

Person 2: (Infected) "No. Go on without me I slept in."

Person 1: "Oh no. You have Boydinitis!!!"

Person 2: "STFU!!!"

Boydinitis by TheTeam July 10, 2012

Niggas Tendinitis 

Its a reoccurring pain in your dick that can only be cured by pussy that isnt your girlfriends

I shouldn't fuck my ex but I have a bad case of Niggas Tendinitis.

Niggas Tendinitis by Nelson Snow October 1, 2016

benvinitis 

A disease characterised by deformed facial features, an unusually small cock, and an extremly odd shaped head. (one that looks like John Benvin)

Dude, that kids head looks like a deformed fetus. He must have benvinitis

benvinitis by DillyMan February 14, 2004

benderitis 

A word used by a self consious attention seeking boy in attempts to hide his own homosexuality.

Get away or I’ll catch benderitis

benderitis by I’m really funny December 29, 2017

Bengivitis

Inflammation of someone irritating. You grit your teeth until they bleed, trying to not combust into flames.

Ben is so irritating. He gives me Bengivitis.

Hey want to hang out?
No, I don't want a case of Bengivitis.

Bengivitis by Tree Uprooted March 1, 2023