Beansplain 

Verb. Explaining about thos beans.

I had to beansplain the act of beaning someone to my boss. He was thinking about thos beans.

Beansplain by DesignThyme November 19, 2018

brainsplain 

A mental health professional explaining to a patient the reason the patient does the things they do.

I went to the headshrink the other day and he tried to brainsplain to me why I yell so much. Who does he think he is? He don’t know me!

brainsplain by Bogrimm March 11, 2018

Beallsplain 

The giving of unsolicited information regarding basic game mechanics.

"Did you hear Bealls the other day? He beallsplained about how I should make sure to equip my epic on my Rogue."

Beallsplain by Matil December 27, 2022

Bernsplain 

1. To make ridiculous or incomprehensible remarks.
2. Without real definition, Obfuscate.
3.

a. To have no reason for, or without cause; unjustified

b. To offer false reasons for actions, false belief.

Let me bernsplain something to you woman, scientific polls are stupid. Internet polls, and big crowds.. that's the ticket.

Bernsplain by Amimnoch April 22, 2016

Bernsplaining 

The act of Sanders supporters condescendingly telling you that you don't really understand what is going on.

"Man, the braided beard dude at the Blue Bottle chewed me out for like 10 minutes when I said I liked Hillary's views on women's rights."
"Don't worry about it, girl, that guy is always Bernsplaining everybody."

Bernsplaining by evan1022 June 3, 2016

beanplating 

Overthinking.

Derived from the expression "HI I'M ON METAFILTER AND I COULD OVERTHINK A PLATE OF BEANS."

Perhaps I'm beanplating this, but did I come across as a jerk in that comment?

beanplating by Chris Mear July 20, 2008

bangsplain 

The act of explaining a problematic topic in a condescending manner by a person (she/he/they/ze) who has bangs.

I need someone to bangsplain to me why my roommate's use of East Asian ingredients and daily tea ceremony is cultural appropriation.

bangsplain by pattycakespattcakesbakersman January 11, 2022