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A BOFmobile is a large 4x4 vehicle. It could be a Range Rover or a Freelander; normally with immaculate black or tan leather interiors.
Commonly spotted where there's no need whatsoever for 4 wheel drive capabilities, BOFmobiles are driven by exceedingly boring men. These men are usually between 40 and 50, have receding (normally greying blond) hair, listen to Rachmaninov and have a penchant for bacon sandwiches. They normally work in the media.
BOFmobiles are frequently dark in colour with blindingly shiny chrome decals. They are often spotted with their fog lights blazing on the clearest of days.
Glove box will contain: £500 in cash for on-the spot fines, an A-Z of the driver's home county, hangover mints, a garish tie, expensive aftershave and a script of some sort.
There will be a linen jacket hanging over the back seat and a pair of Chelsea Boots behind the passenger seat.
Beware the BOFmobiles.
Commonly spotted where there's no need whatsoever for 4 wheel drive capabilities, BOFmobiles are driven by exceedingly boring men. These men are usually between 40 and 50, have receding (normally greying blond) hair, listen to Rachmaninov and have a penchant for bacon sandwiches. They normally work in the media.
BOFmobiles are frequently dark in colour with blindingly shiny chrome decals. They are often spotted with their fog lights blazing on the clearest of days.
Glove box will contain: £500 in cash for on-the spot fines, an A-Z of the driver's home county, hangover mints, a garish tie, expensive aftershave and a script of some sort.
There will be a linen jacket hanging over the back seat and a pair of Chelsea Boots behind the passenger seat.
Beware the BOFmobiles.
"Did you see that BOFmobile?!"
"Yes. He rammed into me at the traffic lights last week and tried to palm me off with a bacon sandwich."
"Yes. He rammed into me at the traffic lights last week and tried to palm me off with a bacon sandwich."
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Batmobike
-noun
1. a motorcycle (usually sportbike) that is travelling at an unusually slow speed;
often used to insult a fellow biker
2. the bike portion of the Batmobile from the movie "Dark Night"; which we see our beloved Batman cape-flapping through Gotham at break-neck speeds of up to 30mph
1. a motorcycle (usually sportbike) that is travelling at an unusually slow speed;
often used to insult a fellow biker
2. the bike portion of the Batmobile from the movie "Dark Night"; which we see our beloved Batman cape-flapping through Gotham at break-neck speeds of up to 30mph
"Wanna race?"
"Against your Batmobike? I'd better take off my shoes, I run faster bare-footed..."
"I checked my mirrors for him, but all I could see was his cape flapping."
"When are you gonna sell that Batmobike and get a Huffy?"
"Against your Batmobike? I'd better take off my shoes, I run faster bare-footed..."
"I checked my mirrors for him, but all I could see was his cape flapping."
"When are you gonna sell that Batmobike and get a Huffy?"
Batmobike by Naked Fain August 12, 2008
rapmobile
An irionic car used in Eminem and Dre videos the same as the Batmobile, of Batman and Robin. Dre representes Batman and Eminem as Robin. You can see it in WITHOUT ME, Eminem's.
flattened my batmobile
Dude! You just flattened my batmobile! I was so totally going to be in One Direction!
STOP FLATTENING MY BATMOBILE! I CAN BE A UNICORN! I CAN!
STOP FLATTENING MY BATMOBILE! I CAN BE A UNICORN! I CAN!
flattened my batmobile by You got us saying #LEH December 8, 2015
Batmobile
The car driven by the masked adventurer Batman, usually represented in films and comics as a large, powerful vehicle with onboard weapons systems.
Batmobile
The act of lighting a fart while having sex. It not only looks awesome, it also gives you an extra boost on the forward thrust.