This definition describes the latest in technology for both exercise and olfactory enjoyment. This newest development is actually a girls bicycle fitted with a special seat that absorbs and retains odors left on it for an indefinite period of time. Thus, the value of the bicycle increases over time, depending on the desirability of its rider and frequency of use. Upon resale, the value will have increased substantially, providing a respectable profit for its owner. A brief autobiography of the original owner may be added for additional value.
The Political Act of spouting crazy Far Right wing Rhetoric and conspiracy theories on par with what the John Birch Society says.
Conspiracy theories about there being a War on Christmas, that Global Warming is Socialist Conspiracy to redistribute wealth, and that fluoride in the water is a communist plot are just a few examples.
Did you see that Tea Part spokesman go on about Global Warming being a Hoax to redistribute wealth? Yeah, he's John Birch Crazy.