Automo 

Automo is the meaning for “Ugly pick me friend”

Friend 1: I don’t like him

Friend2: yeah he’s a automo

Automo by Heyyyt February 20, 2021

automo-fellatio 

What they refer to in the Kings of Leon song "Sex on Fire"

The dark of the alley/The breaking of day/The head while I'm driving/I'm driving

If you listen closely front singer Caleb Followill says "head while I'm driving", referring to automo-fellatio.

automo-fellatio by Cummy worm August 12, 2010

automo-bling

1. Things that a person adds to his car to make it stand out (usually shiny). From wheels to subs to spoilers.

2. A fancy car itself. Bentleys, Rolls Royces, Lambos etc.

1. “Look at all of the automo-bling on Johnny’s car. Like $4000 rims make a Kia nice.”

2. “Did you see Fiddy’s new automo-bling? He got the new 2010 Rolls before it even hit the production line!”

automo-bling by Trent Schoneweis February 22, 2008

automo fellatio 

road head, oral sex for the driver

on the country roads to point reyes, she gave me automo fellatio

automo fellatio by Genjamin December 14, 2008

Autocorrectile Dysfunction 

When you had such a boner about the sentence you constructed but autocorrect fucked it all up at the last second.

Your top was untied and I thought how nice it would be to follow the sweat down your ass crack. Fuck...I meant to say spine, not ass crack. Autocorrectile dysfunction.

Autocorrectile Dysfunction by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015

autocorrected 

The act of a word getting changed and thus changing the meaning of the sentence due to a device's autocorrect feature. Often leading to extreme misinterpretation.

Person A (via text): Hey do you want to get some penis for dinner tonight?
Person B: I'm so glad you said that because I always wanted to tell you I'm gay and I'm happy to hear you are too so that we can finally be together.
Person A: Oh sorry, I meant to say pizza, my phone autocorrected me.

autocorrected by dRe420 December 9, 2010

automatic dick 

when someone has an uncontrollable erect dick ;-)

rm has an automatic dick

automatic dick by yoursenpia May 7, 2018