Assemblied 

Been promised something that likely won't happen or your boss thinks your work is rubbish because someone else told them so.

- Yo man, I've just had a meeting with my boss and he wants me gone.

- Don't worry bruv, not your fault. They have been assemblied.

Assemblied by markjones99 February 21, 2017

covidiot assembler

A person who encourages social gatherings during the covid 19 pandemic when social distancing and self isolation is expected.

Why has that Covidiot assembler told all his followers to still keep coming to church?

covidiot assembler by NoPreach March 21, 2020

Assembling the Gustav 

At the climax of sexual intercourse the male tactically rests and nestles his phallus in between the buttocks of his partner. This is typically a follow up to the "doggy-style" position. Furthermore the ejaculate shoots at maximum velocity onto said partners back and/or hair.

This immaculate assembly received its name due to its strong visual resemblance to the great Gustav Cannon developed in the late 1930s by none other than the Krupp family.

ex. 1 -

'Jonathan assembled the Gustav with such pride, he watched in awe as fertilizer emitted from his cannon; showering his partner's posterior in warm viscous bliss.'

ex. 2 -

"Where's Sean....?"

"That slick bastard is up in his bunk assembling the Gustav again."

Assembling the Gustav by CLITORTOISE July 18, 2019

reddit assemble

Something an "edgy" cringe most likely teen says in a meme on Reddit like Reddit is an army or some shit.

Example:

Retard 1: ReDdIt BeTtEr ThAn InStAgRaM

Retard 2: no it's not

Retard 1: i'M pOsTiNg ThIs On ReDdIt To PrOvE yOu WrOnG rEdDiT aSsEmBlE!!!!

reddit assemble by Cecilie Jensen March 1, 2020

assemble fagitron

Two or more men inserting themselves into eachother. It's not gay sex, they are trying to assemble fagitron.

John Travolta wasn't trying to get that masseuse to have sex with him, he was trying to assemble fagitron. gay} fag butt fuck bf anal

assemble fagitron by Doc Bliss June 2, 2015

peaceably assemble 

Riot, loot, and raze businesses.

We are about to peaceably assemble at the local Nike store.

peaceably assemble by EMHC Grover June 4, 2020

assembler 

A program that reads a file written in the assembly language and translate it into a binary representation of the corresponding machine instructions.

NASM:

section .text
global _start

msg db 'Hello, world!',0xa
len equ $ - msg

_start:
mov edx,len
mov ecx,msg
mov ebx,1
mov eax,4
int 0x80
mov eax,1
int 0x80

assembler by Martin August 1, 2004