Asscent
The aroma that eminates from an individuals anus that is unique to the type of food eaten and the region a person originates.
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Sexual his-assment
"Geez, John seems to be hitting on Jeff an awful lot lately".. "Yea well, he's moved on to sexual his-assment that's why"
Sexual his-assment by Maureen Thayer February 6, 2009
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ASScentives
Derived from the word "incentives". An ASScentive is when a guy (or girl) is looking for a short term friend with benefits/piece of ass.
"I think this girl may offer some good ASScentives" or "He's a douche, he's just looking for ASScentives"
ASScentives by ASScentives October 28, 2009
assceptional
assceptional by Seven & a Half April 15, 2009
ascention
To ascent to a higher plane of existence. According to theories there are 7 planes on the path of human evolution. Ascention is the process you go through when you die, but only if you are far enough evolved. When you are ascended, you exist as pure energy, that can take several forms.
Daniel ascended when he died, he went through the process called ascention and he now exists as pure energy.
ascentific
Word discovered by famed linguist Courtney Love when she was randomly typing some stoner psychobabble at her My Space account. It is a combination of the words "ass" and "scientific" and is defined as 'someone who has mastered the art of being an ass(or making an ass out of themselves) to the point it has become a science with them'.
It was ascentific of Pete Doherty to get helpless penguins stoned at the zoo, and his kitties hooked on crack.
ascentific by Magdalene St. Vitus December 4, 2007
asscunt
asscunt by Heywood Ublomie April 2, 2009