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Ass Jackers 

Any type of open toed sandal that consists of a heel higher then 3 inches, drawing a similarity to a hydraulically actuated pump type automotive lift that is used to jack up a certain part of the body, to allow for smoother access and a cleaner insertion of parts, which in this case would be the ass of a female.
Hey, did you check out Karen wearing the cut off skirt and the ass jackers? She must be guy phishing.
Ass Jackers by LMV January 2, 2009
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ass jacker 

one who tricks people, mostly young boys, into recieving anal sex.
-Wow after that Church Overnighter my ass really hurts and I dont know why!
-Dude I told you that priest was an ass jacker.
ass jacker by Antifelcher March 3, 2003
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ass jacker 

Someone who lubes up his dick and uses his girlfriend's ass cheek to rub the head against while he jerks off.
David totally jerked off on my ass this morning!
No way!
Yeah, he greased it up and everything!
Wow! Your boyfriend is totally a pervy ass jacker!
I know! It's really hot!

Ass Jacker 

A device used to lift a heavy ass. Used when an add is too heavy to lift by yourself.
"Look at Michelle's Ass."
"Your going to need an Ass Jacker for that!"

"That bitches ass was so heavy, I had to use an Ass Jacker!
Ass Jacker by IronicToaster January 1, 2018

assjacker(s) 

High heeled shoes
southern slang for articles of clothing
bruh man look at that bitch in the assjackers, I gotta hit that!!!
assjacker(s) by booty bandit May 28, 2004

Assjacker 

A heterosexual male who likes to give it to his girl in her 'other' hole down there.
Hey Suzie, my man Tyrone is a grade-A assjacker; he was working my brown hole all night.
Assjacker by Anonymous July 3, 2003

Assjacker 

any individual who enjoys shoving random or non-random objects up the arsses of living things.
Tony got assjacked with a midget gimp in a Taco Bell Drive-Thru! The midget is currently in the Assjacker Hall of Fame.
Assjacker by redisgood September 13, 2003