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Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOAC 

Former military or police who inflate their accomplishments and bring a giant ego to their next job, especially in training. After leaving the military, Tier-One Ass-Clowns put in the role of instructor of weapon and tactics usually endanger students with a toxic mix of their own ego and flawed training doctrine.
Ben: What did Ralph and Bert do in the military before they came to training?

Curtis: Well I know one was military police and I think other was in Special Forces but worked "at the rear with the gear" instead of forward deployed.

Ben: That explains the ego.

What a couple of "Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOAC".

Curtis: Word

no talent ass clown

Samir: There's nothing wrong with that name.

Michael: There was nothing wrong with my name, until I was about 12 years old and that no talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys!

Samir: Well, why don't you just go by 'Mike' instead of 'Michael'?

Michael: No way, why should I change? He's the one who sucks!
no talent ass clown by Dok April 16, 2005

ass clown posse 

Shows over. Shit. Here comes the ass clown posse!
ass clown posse by Diego Mendez March 27, 2009

Ass clown 

ass clown (ás kloun) n.:

one, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.
Ass clown by DEEZ NUTS July 4, 2003

Ass-clown 

A moron , someone of inferior intellect. A person who is obviously stupid. A knob-head.
1.you are acting like a complete ass-clown
2.arrggg your an ass-clown
Ass-clown by Adamski! October 3, 2006

ass clown 

1. One whose stupidity and/or ineptitude exceeds the descriptive potential of both the terms ass and clown in isolation, and in so doing demands to be referred to as the conjugate of the two. 2. A male who engages in homosexual behaviors. See butthole surfer
1. Steve is such an ass clown!
2. Steven is such an ass clown!
ass clown by razer March 22, 2005