Ashcock 

This is a branch of Necrophilia that involves sticking your penis (Or Cock) In an urn. Thus covering it with ash.

DUDE! That's my aunt Ethel's Urn! Get you sick Ashcock out of it!

Ashcock by Adam Christopher Simpson October 2, 2007

Ashcock 

A 14" penis.

Fat Gambino: Hey Rita, did you know that the ashcock is 14"?

5 minutes later

Rita: Hey I heard the ashcock is 14". Is this true?

Slothman: Hellz yeah, want to see it?

Rita: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Ashcock by Heems December 9, 2010

Ashcock 

When a penis looks like a lit cigarette that needs to be ashed. Also commonly referred to as a smock.

His penis was weird looking, And gray. I didn't know if I should suck it, Or smoke it. He had ashcock.

Ashcock by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) June 1, 2019

asscock 

From the movie "Jay and Silent Bob strike back" Means Donkey Penis.

I need to log on every day just to make sure you two arent taking a mouthfull of ASSCOCK to pay the rent.

asscock by Darcy January 14, 2005

ascock 

noun:
An unrolled condom, tied neatly around the base of the penis and furled, like an ascot, to present a penis in regal fashion.

"I put on an ascock before I smashed, so she would feel like a princess." - RP

ascock by TexasRawdog April 23, 2016

asscockery 

Engaging in stupid activities or stupid behavior. Generally applied to an individual in a light-hearted manner. When a person is being annoying, or making an ass out of himself.

Getting drunk and playing mail-box-baseball is widely considered asscockery.

asscockery by Rice-Man September 6, 2008

asscock 

The reproductive organ of a male donkey.

The wildlife marshal arrested the man for chugging asscock.

asscock by Will Lenholly October 14, 2002