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applesauced 

The act of a mother or father using their child to gain attention.
My Cousin applesauced the party.
My Uncle applesauced the funeral.
I was in the hospital after a car crash, but my Sister applesauced me.
applesauced by Bosox099 September 29, 2009

applesauced 

To completely obliterate your opponent to the point at which all that remains resembles freshly splattered Applesauce.
While Playing Gears of War with Hound, I Applesauced my opponent with one shot to the chest with my Shotgun.
applesauced by Mario Baeza August 4, 2007

Applesauced 

When another individual isn't looking you throw the entire contents of their desk onto the floor
John turns and to talk to Stacy
Bob throws the his open binder and lose papers onto the floor
Mrs. E: "Ooooh, you've been applesauced!"
Applesauced by Honors Biology November 13, 2012

Getting applesauced 

Taking a direct hit to the Adam's apple making it feel like it's been turned to sauce
Man that guy was getting applesauced

in that fight last night he could barely even speak today
Getting applesauced by Mzavy August 9, 2016

Catra Applesauce Meowmeow 

The full name of Catra from the show She-Ra and the Princesses of Power.
Her best friend, Adora, named her after finding her in a box.

I’m serious, look it up.
Adora: Catra, put the sword down.

Catra: No!

Adora: Catra Applesauce Meowmeow, drop the sword right now or so help me.

Catra: ...maybe.

Applesaucin'

Applesaucin' is slang for using the valid argument form "Modus ponens," sometimes called "affirming the antecedent."

Origin:

"We can clearly see the validity of Norcross’s argument as he correctly employs the logical device of affirming the antecedent (or as we call it in the streets: applesaucin’)."
"He's just applesaucin', but his first premise is false."

"Applesauce all you want, but your shit's still unsound."
Applesaucin' by robologic November 29, 2011