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anticiperection 

(noun): An erection resulting from anticipation of a future sexual encounter.

Coined by the FX Network Original "The League."
"He gets a boner when he's scared!"

"I wasn't scared, man, I'm seeing a girl later--this is just an anticiperection."
anticiperection by Audiopheliac November 6, 2010

Anticipiss 

The feeling one gets that one must urinate, starting very weakly yet increasing tremendously the nearer one approaches a bathroom, usually experienced when in one's car: the nearer one's driveway, the more urgent, and the nearer the bathroom, more urgent still.
My anticipiss is so strong that I'm not sure I can make it since I'm not wearing Depends.
Anticipiss by Art Scotti May 15, 2015

Anticipootion 

The need to defecate when cocaine is present, or about to be consumed.
When Eric brought coke to the party last night, suddenly there were scores of people suffering from anticipootion.
Anticipootion by GrenadeWhistle February 22, 2011

anticipashit 

An unplanned bowel movement experienced shortly after contacting your narcotics dealer for cocaine.
"I just phoned Mike, and now I have to go for an anticipashit."
anticipashit by lexcomplex May 29, 2009

anticipation dump 

When people shit on themselves in anticipation of someone else shitting on them. People think this will shield some criticism, but really it just gives assholes better material.
"I know I'm not a very good singer, and my massive love handles detract from my already terrible singing, but please be respectful while I attempt (insert Miley Cyrus song here)"

Most crappy youtube performers take nice big anticipation dumps in their self-descriptions

anticipation bottle 

A bottle of hard liquor that someone purchases while still owning a partially consumed bottle of the same or similar liquor. The bottle is purchased with the thinking that the partially consumed bottle will soon be fully consumed and the person doesn't want to be put in the situation where they've run out completely.
"Don't you already have half a bottle of Jim Beam at home?"
"Yeah but this is my ANTICIPATION BOTTLE. I don't want to run out. It's only Friday!"