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Ampocalypse 

Word used to describe a stupid action taken in error by the infamous Amphiaraus, player in EVE Online and officer of Black Eclipse Corporation. The phrase was coined after a series of stupid stunts pulled by Amphiaraus (or "Amp" for short) were made common knowledge and laughed about freely.

"The infamy will continue, the list will grow. That much is certain. Beware, so you do not fall victim to the next Ampocalypse!"
Exiting your client while tanking a spawn with hundreds of millions of ISK worth of mining barges in an asteroid belt, while bluntly remarking on TeamSpeak, "I turned off my tank."

Sending a mass mail with your mate's login info to the entire corp instead of to yourself.

Putting up a sell order in a market hub of 100 million worth of megacyte for 10 million.

Popping a mate's brand new Crow (a ship) in your Claw because you didn't turn your autocannons off in time.

Word use: "Ampocalypse now." "Tristan, does that qualify as an Ampocalypse?"
Ampocalypse by TristanX September 14, 2006
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three horsemen of the apocalypse

Rush, Roger and Rupert, the 3 people perhaps most responsible for ushering in the unmitigated climate disaster, hate-spewed, misinformed discourse and the post-truth world.
The world would be a much better place if not for the three horsemen of the apocalypse.

Apocalypsicle 

What you should definitely include in your zombie apocalypse kit frozen compartment.
Mom: "Hey kids! What flavors of Apocalypsicles should I buy for our zombie kit?"
Apocalypsicle by brainyuck September 11, 2011

lesbian apocalypse 

where a bunch of lesbians follow each other on tiktok and make jokes about taking over the world, it happens during pride month as a way to bring lesbians together and is not excluding other sexualities
lesbian: omg it's the lesbian apocalypse, let's follow each other!

other lesbian: sure!!

Colonic Apocalypse

1. A shit so massive it leaves you wondering if you have just had an anal prolapse.

2. When one's defecation is of Biblical Proportions.
John: "Damn, Derek's 'Cayan Chili Macaroni and Cheese' concoction just gave me a Colonic Apocalypse..."

Mike: "Should I call 911?"
Colonic Apocalypse by Ender Castigan February 24, 2008

Porn Apocalypse 

A hypothetical situation in future where all the internet pornography disappears leading to horror and confusion. It is a situation devastating to people who have sexual relationships with their left ,right or both hands.

Some oracles have the ability to have foresight on such an occasion and may stash porn in their computer. Such oracles are usually shamed and despised by society.
Fear the porn apocalypse.

Those who do not save, will not get any during the porn apocalypse.

It is time for our hard disks to unite and prepare for the porn apocalypse
Porn Apocalypse by Fore-Site August 22, 2011

cannibal apocalypse 

cannibal apocalypse

an apocalypse in which cannibals take over and eat everyone, including other cannibals. the only way to defeat: is to eat.
person one: OH MY GOSH IT'S A CANNIBAL APOCALYPSE!
person two: WE'RE ALL GONNA GET EATEN!