Alpha Bitch

Someone who is bossy, rude, bitchy, and has no rivals/bullies. While they are almost always found in schools, they can also be found in similar places. An alpha bitch is usually seen as a responsible, inspiring, and helpful leader in the eyes of their superiors (whether that be their teachers, their boss, etc), but that couldn't be farther from the truth, for when their superiors aren't around, they feel like they can rule over everyone and impose restrictions on other people. I should also mention the fact that they feel the need to snitch on people whenever they get the chance, and that can be for the smallest thing, like swearing or breaking the most retarded rule ever, and then they just turn around and do the same god-damned thing, because they know nobody is going to snitch on them, because if they did, their superiors would never believe that the "responsible, helpful, leader" did something bad. An alpha bitch will also, at times, insult people, and when they do, many people around them usually start to laugh, the alpha bitch will continue to roast you like a chicken for however long they please; but god-forbid you EVER have the AUDACITY to insult them back, for if you do, they will play the victim like crazy, then they, along with their friends, will give you a beating for the ages!

Ellen: Hey, Zack, take that retarded bracelet off before I kick you in the balls!
Zack: Why?
Ellen: Why? Because, or else I'll fuck your mom!
*Everyone except for Zack erupts in laughter*
Zack: You have no reason to tell me that, you have no authority over me you stupid retard!
Ellen: Oh my god! We do not say that word! Do you have any idea what that means?
Zack: You said it like one minute ago!
Ellen: It doesn't matter!
*Ellen's friend snitches on Zack*
Kevin: Zack, you idiot! She's an alpha bitch!
Zack: So....?

Kevin: Not only are you in deep shit for saying the R-word, but she's gonna beat you to death for insulting her.

Alpha Bitch by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic July 30, 2021

Alpha Bitch

The dominant bitch in a group of women. Similar in concept to an alpha wolf. Usually one can tell at a glance by how she acts and because the lesser bitches are deferring to her.

Guy #1: Damn, that chick is hot!
Guy #2: Naw, man, that's the alpha bitch. She'll have your dick in a jar in 30 seconds.
Guy #1: Tru dat.

Alpha Bitch by Aristoi June 25, 2004

alpha bitch

the mind of a teen girl (no offense ladies) works similar to that of a wolves. in a pack of wolves there is always and alpha.
in a group of girls(cliques or bitch packs, guys be warned; do not interfere with the workings of bitch packs), there is the alpha bitch, usually the hottest and the biggest bitch, but not the dumbest bitch. she will surround herself with girls who are stupider(easier to control) and uglier than her, as to prop herself up by comparison, she will hate on other hot girl and walk around like a fucking queen.
in a pack of wolves if you attack the alpha or try to leave the pack the pack will kill you.
if you insult the alpha bitch,either by saying something, or trying to break off Ur friendship with her(leaving th pack), they will socially kill you, make you a loser.
this occurs even in cliques of 3 people, believe me, I've witnessed this shit happening, srsly guys, don't fuck around with bitch packs, shit like sorority row will happen.
i've seen alpha bitches fight and call each other cunts and shit b/cuz of their hottness, i've seen the alpha bitches control there friends, and turn there boy friends into their servant bitches.

see bitch, brittany, cliques, or bitch pack

ex1
girl 1:"hey did you see *girl2*'s hair style, it pretty.z"
alpha: "ugh, she such a cunt!"
(true story)

ex2
guy1:"dude, that chick so hot!"
guy2:"do you want to be anally fucked? and turned into a slave bitch?"
guy1:" um.... what?"
guy2:"alpha bitch dude.... alpha bitch."

ex3
girl1:"hey *alpha bitch*..... i don't rlly wanna be your friend anymore."
alpha:" WHAT!?.... oh, ok then...."
(next day *girl1* finds all her secrets posted on*alpha*'s Facebook wall, and a new album full of her dirty pics of her on fb too)

alpha bitch by hell if you should know July 19, 2010

Alpha-Bitch 

This phrase, first used in Panama City, FL in the year 2010, describes a female of the humanoid class that does not participate in drama and/or slutty activities (i.e., sleeping with best friend's boyfriend, talking behind friend's backs, trying to "steal" a boy from another girl, etc.) and still is liked by a large percent of the population. Catty weapons are not needed as this creature has no natural predators. In the event that someone is stupid enough to provoke an alpha-bitch, usually fists or the could shoulder will be used, depending on the severity of the situation. The name covers an informal group, unlike a gang or clique, but simply a group of similar people who do not even necessarily know each other, but share similar characteristics-- like in a species. Considering that this is a small minority group, it does appear as though these people have a higher evolutionary development. Some characteristics of these girls may or may not be present:
*Dyeing of hair to a different color at home
*Cutting one's own hair
*Using words such as(but not limited to) "bomb", "killer" and "beast", but not in their original definitions.
AND
*Eating Chinese food on a regular basis.

Alayna: Angela, that girl over there is talking so much smack about us. What are you gonna do?
Angela: Are you kidding? I'm an alpha-bitch. I'm gonna walk away and not give her any satisfaction.
Alayna: Damnnn. Me too.

Alpha-Bitch by angelaamor22 December 21, 2010

Alpha Bitch Syndrome 

An often hereditary condition characterized by excessive posturing behavior in with the bitch in question must always have the last word, also includes unccesary displays of dominance for no particular reason, and is in frequent and nearly constant conflict with other bitches

Guy1: Oh my god my date last night was horrible

Guy2: What happened?

Guy1: She got in to a fight with the waitress, and the manager for no reason.

Guy2: Sounds like a case of alpha bitch syndrome

Alpha Bitch Syndrome by RollsV April 6, 2010

Alpha Bitch Alpha 

The dumb bitches on your dorm room floor who decide to make a fake sorority.

I'm an Alpha Bitch Alpha girl. I like to walk around in my towel in the hallways talking shit about people. I also cackle like a hyena and sob at my boyfriend over the phone for leaving me. I'm cool.

Alpha Bitch Alpha by yoskankfriend November 13, 2010

The Alpha-Bitch Facade 

A girl with The Alpha-Bitch Facade is a girl who acts like a bad-ass Online, when, realy, she's a sad little mouse in real life. She creates the illusion of being straight-foreword, brutally "honest", bitchy, snarky, fourth-right and having a take-no-prisoners kind of attitude towards anyone and everyone they don't like or agree with. Basically, she creates an Online personality that is nothing like herself in real life. Any girl using this rediculous front tends to use icons that depict aggressiveness in herself, like using the words "Alpha-Bitch" in said icons. Here is a list of REAL charictaristics a chick may have when she's put up The Alpha-Bitch Facade:
- was picked on in school.
- Continues to be bitter about being picked on in school, even though it was 10-20 years ago.
- Is easily embarrassed and therefore has allot of pent-up frustrations from ages ago.
- Tends to be chubby or all-out fat; but if they lost weight, they'll either make fun of people who still are fat or deny that they ever were fat, or both.
- Tend to be "hard core" feminists.
- Despite being a feminist, this chick seems to think all other women are either stupid or weak.
- Are sometimes accute Britishism Whores, acting allot more worldly than they actually are.
- Refuses to admit they're wrong and seem to believe everyone wants to know their opinion.
- Want to be like the character they created online, but simply don't have the balls.
- Are actually cowards.
A girl with The Alpha-Bitch Facade claims allot of shit in their Live Journals: they claim they're tougher than they really are and more oftin than not, what ever they claim they SAID in any given situation, they only THOUGHT.
If caught being a hypocrite, a girl like this will say something like, "Hey, I already admitted I'm a hypocrite and a bitch, get over it!" As if this excuses the fact that she's a hypocrite and a bitch. They tend to believe that, if they said it first, they have lisence to be that way and no one can call them on it.
Basically:
Online = pissy, assertive, confident bitch.
Real World = sniveling, bitter coward.
Any chick with The Alpha-Bitch Facade would probably - no - she would definitely shit herself if she met a person on the street that she mouthed-off to Online.

Girl with The Alpha-Bitch-Facade: look, it's like this... my dog is fine most of the time, but won't tollerate other bitches on her turf. I'm the same way: I can tollerate most other women, but if another alpha female comes around, I'll rip her face off. So get out of the way you slow fat bitch!!!!

Real Person: oh, shut the fuck up, you stupid hypocrite; everyone knows you're just some bitter Trekkie. You're using The Alpha-Bitch Facade to make people think you're actually worth a shit.

Alpha-Bitch Facade: I'll say whatever the fuck I want! If I saw you on the street, I'd beat the shit out of you!

Real Person: you're in luck! I happen to know where you work and I'll be more than willing to drop by this evening and meet you in the parking lot....

Alpha-Bitch Facade:
*blubbers uncontrollably before quitting her job and moving*

The Alpha-Bitch Facade by Peaseblossom85 September 21, 2008